kirtle >140 characters

1. Eat natural foods,
2. Bathe twice daily,
3. Fill your nostrils up with gravy.
4. Don’t drink tea and don’t drink coffee.
5. Cover your chin in yorkshire toffee.

I can’t follow 4, but I am quite partial to 5.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxmZZBJQAKM